Drop Me Off In New Orleans!!

In about 14 hours, a Mayflower dinosaur will lumber down my street, ready to accept the contents of the original 1313 Mockingbird Lane.  Rather than attending to last minute packing, double checking, and simple panic, I'm sitting here telling you what's what.  For the most part, my life is currently packed into boxes of every shape and size.  The coffin is filled with a combination of curtain rods and yard ornaments.  Every suitcase I own is playing second fiddle to the 5 wardrobe boxes I already filled with..well...wardrobe.  And shoes.  And hats.  And parasols. 

Got an email from my new landlord asking if I'd rather new carpeting throughout the house; or opt just for the cleaning.  Like this is any kind of decision..!!  Naturally I opted for new carpeting.  No, thanks, Mr. Landlord, just leave those carpets as they are, those stains tell a story!!  Ha!  But, you know what they say about those clouds and silver linings....Actually, I don't know what they say.  All I do know is that the carpeting is being installed either Monday or Tuesday of next week.  Bit of a pickle, really....the aforementioned Mayflower dinosaur is scheduled to lumber down my new street on Monday, the 14th!!  What are the chances the carpet people can get in, get 'er done, and be the hell outta dodge before the truck comes????  Slim and none..that's my guess!  The only plan I have regarding both movers and ruggers is to lock Max-i in the bathroom for the duration.

I get to keep the computer logged on till tomorrow morning, 7am.  That's when I get to remind the state of my persistent guest-hood.  Then it's outta the wall and into the box.  The house phone is packed.  The televisions are all but one packed.  After that truck pulls away, the only way for me to communicate is either cell phone or smoke signal.  Since I packed all the fire starter stuff, smoke signals will be dicey.

Is it Tuesday yet???

This is no dream....This is really happening!

Anyone have any use for about 300 hangers, most about 25 years old????  This is my life, right now.  I cannot walk through any room of the house without having to circumnavigate boxes or crates.  I cannot walk naked past the windows since all the curtains have been washed, folded and packed.  (actually, I take that back...I can walk naked if I want to...but unless dead presidents pass into my palms first, why should I?)  Went out last night, on a school night!!  Came home to a dressing down from Max-i.  Apparently, not only have I turned her world upside down, but the house is too hot and I'm not supposed to go out on a school night.  At least that's what I think she said.
If I eat anything here in the house, I have to either hold it in my bare hands or wrap it in a paper towel.  I still have some paper plates left, but really, what's the point??  I should take better inventory of my stock, too.  I had two containers of bay leaves, two granulated garlic, two whole peppercorns, two Bell's seasoning and 4 boxes of unflavoured gelatin.  All open.  The cookie decorating sugar was just too embarrassing to print about, so you can just imagine, instead.  But it was bad.  Very bad.
Two going away parties this weekend!  One nice, quiet dinner with family and friends tonight.  Tomorrow night's in NYC at a lounge/bar below the dungeon I used to work at.  I use the word dungeon literally, too, just so you know.
I'm getting to the end of the empty boxes pile.  I'm also getting to the end of my 6 rolls of packing tape.  I can see a light at the end of this maze.  I hope there's a big piece of cheese there.

My world and welcome to it!

Initially, I was keeping track of how many boxes I was creating as I continue to crate up my life.  I stopped counting when I got to 16.  I suppose I could take a head count today, but I fear the number could be encroaching upon triple digits.  Not that not knowing will make the move any cheaper, either.  On the contrary, all not knowing does is make it easire to make more boxes. 
I am fairly convinced that there is some stuff I should be discarding instead of moving 1500 miles.  There are some things that you just don't part with.....like your kid's report cards.
The normal temperature for this time of year, here in NJ is 76.  However, I'm compelled to pack my life in a combination sauna/steambath/oven.  It's about as hot and humid as it could get and in an effort to keep energy costs down, the air conditioners have not been placed into the windows.  Big mistake, if you ask me.  One has been placed in the bedroom, and that is my oasis of cool now.  Unfortunately, I cannot pack up the kitchen from my bedroom.
 Things on my 'to do' list are actually getting done.  I'm swimming in an ocean of boxes.  Would that the ocean actually felt like cool water, though..........

It's a wonder we can breathe, at all...

When you consider there is about an inch of dust and decaying corpses of all manner of invisible insect life nicely ensconced beneath my bed, it's a wonder anyone in my room has not already choked to death.  In addition to the miniature coffins from the Living Dead Dolls I like to have, I also discovered a Twister game, a couple of empty boxes that I assumed I'd require for gift wrapping, soft curlers (like my hair is not already curly enough) an electric fly swatter (do I really need to remind you what that was used for???) the entire carpet is covered in dust and feathers, now nicely all kicked up to my pillows.
The hands that are typing this blog entry are filthy with the findings of the underworld of my bed.  Soon, I'm going to tackle the underworld of the bureau. 
I'm still looking for a pink piece of hardware that mysteriously went missing several years ago. 

As a 'guest of the state'.....

Once again, I'm a guest of the state of NJ.  Filed for unemployment yesterday.  This time, though...it's for all good reasons.  Hopefully, won't have to suckle on the tit of the state for all that long, though.  Plan is to find gainful employment in New Orleans, close enough to not have to drive the car!

Things are getting out of control here at the house in NJ.  Boxes everywhere, dust and Max hair abounds.  This is the last weekend my bedroom will remain unscathed.  Tuesday it comes down.  All the doodads hanging from the ceiling, all the glow in the dark stars, all the purple cloths from over the bed, and the ornament tree...all coming down and shoved into boxes.  It's a beautiful weekend here, but sad as well.

Had buttered crumb buns from B&W bakery in bed this morning.  That's the last time I get to do that.  I believe the next time I have pastries in bed it will be in a bed situated in New Orleans and the pastry will be from that french pastisserie around the corner from the house.   Not that I need pastry in bed, mind you..but what better way to start a weekend morning that coffee and pastry in bed???

Going down to Belmar tomorrow.  It may be the last time for that, too....and yes officer, I always drink cranberry juice on the beach.  No, you cannot have a sip, else you'll discover it's really wine.

Somehow, I'm planning to make soft shell crabs tonight....I have one pot and one saute pan.  This oughta be interesting, especially since all I have is paper plates.   Oh, how degrading for the soft shell crab is that..to be unceremoniously plopped onto Dixie???

It really is too hot in the kitchen!!

I've got one full day of work left here in NJ and a few hours on Friday just to help my replacement close the books.  12 catered events planned for tomorrow so the day is going to be busy enough without adding the fact that my head is spinning reminiscent of Linda Blair. 

3 huge wardrobe boxes were just dropped off today.  I'm going to need a bigger boat.

It's 92 degrees here today.  May as well get used to this now, eh??  Changed the address with the mailman.  Nothing left hanging on any walls except in my bedroom.  I'm rather loathe to destroy my bedroom until the last minute.  The rest of the house looks like Ringling Bros. came for a short visit, but the bedroom is still a sanctuary.  I'd like to keep it that way a few more days.

I made a mango mascarpone profiterole today for the graduation VIP dinner tomorrow.  Cooked the mango with a bit of coconut milk and basil.  Blended it with mascarpone, then folded in whipped cream.  It tasted like summer....all it was missing was an icy proseco.

Can't even begin to tell you how much I wish it was June 30 already.  Oh yeah...Max and I are flying First Class to New Orleans.   First time for me, pretty sure it's the first time for Max, too..hahaha

Laissez le bon temps roulle!!!!

This is home n three weeks!!!!  Outside is being painted this week.  Inside has a beautiful sunroom/foyer, perfect for my coffin!  Living room and dining room have lovely ornamental fireplaces, 12ft. ceilings.  Two huge bedrooms, two full bathrooms and the biggest kitchen I've ever had...large enough for a table and 4 chairs.  Yard, covered patio, covered car port, washer and dryer in a utility room.

In my best Rosemary's Baby voice I say ''....this is no dream, this is really happening...."

Now, to get to work on getting settled in.  Once that is done, I'll look for work and look harder for a place to put my shoppe!!